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Hi, Napoleon. My daddy said I have to get up at 3 am next Tuesday. He's gonna give me a plane ride to New York!. I never beentoa New York!. I never beenona plane. What is a New York! anyway? Daddy said all little doggies gotta go toa New York!. You gotta go toa New York!, too, Napoleon? Daddy better not be fooling me, huh, Napoleon? I sure wish your mommy came to the park tomorrow. She don't haveta get married anyway, does she? Who she gonna marry, Napoleon? Who, huh?
Pookie! You sure were looking good at the Small Dog Christmas Extravaganza! REAL nice! We love, love, love staying at hotels. In fact, we spent two nights at Hotel Monaco where the party was held. And I was a very, very good dog. I did not lift my leg more than twice..well, maybe 3x. Have fun at Suisun. I probably will NOT see you on Saturday. Unless, Dad takes us. Poor Kate has to go to a wedding. If I don't see you, Merry Christmas to you, Bruce, Forr and Char! Love, Nap
Hi, Napoleon! My daddy is so weird! He dragged me n Bruce n mommy outta the nice warm house and I just got the smells tweeked to perfection. Daddy said "#%$#@# it, Char! The carpet's wet again!" But he dodn't know good smellin' when he smells it. I tol him. Anyway, weird daddy dragged us of to Suisun City. Nobody did'n even never hear of Suisun City. But the hotel is nice. He let Bruce stay, too. This place brand new. Can't even smell any doggy here. The waterfront is just out the door, with long sidewalks n green green n trees n the ferry from Saccymento n good places to eat with outside n boats n it made daddy happy. I guess I like it. No doggy smell, tho. Did you miss me, Napoleon? I smelled you at the party. Did you miss me? Didja?
Hi, Napoleon! (Get away, Bruce! Get away, doggoneit. Git! Crazy kid.) Hi, Napoleon. Hee hee hee. I bin so sad. I think daddy loves Bruce more than me. (You're Number One girl, Pookie, always have been.) Bruce is a boy. (You're Number One dog, Pookie, always have been.) I think daddy owes me a sweet potato & chicky, Nappy. Give me sweet potato, daddy. (Later, Pookie.) Give me sweet potato, daddy. (LATER, Pookie.) Give me sweet potato, daddy. (Damn. Ok. Damn. Gotta go.)